bitch im funny if you don't see that then it sucks to be you just kidding hehe follow me and i'll follow you back :)
| Period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| Period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| Period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| Period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| Period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| Period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| Period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| Period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| Period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| Period: | Yell at a puppy. |
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4 weeks ago
Ellen DeGeneres for President.
I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message
Holy crap
The notes!
(Source: , via sit-down--slut)
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14433319
Posted
5 months ago
is it time to do homework?
a) no
b) a
c) b
d) all of the above
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33231
Posted
5 months ago
“My parents just don’t understand how RANDOM I AM xD xD LOLOLOOLOL NUTELLA”
(Source: barockobama, via kevajuice)
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6537
Posted
5 months ago
“hi”
“hey”
“how r u”
“good!! hbu”
“sad ):”
NOPE NOPE NOPE NO BYE NOT DEALING WITH THAT YOU AREN’T TRAPPING ME
(via sarcastic-snowflake)
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14975
Posted
5 months ago
Artist: Jessica Scherini
art-illustration-inspiration
(via art-illustration-inspiration)
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Posted
5 months ago
I used to barely get 49 followers a week, and just today I have gotten 265! All thanks to one link I clicked, and joined.
Click here and enter your username to get 500 FOLLOWERS daily!!
Posted
6 months ago
